March 2012
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
FTP SWEATPANTS CONTEST.
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
NO GUARANTEE I CAN MAKE THEM. THIS IS IN CASE I CAN. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to though. At least one pair if not two.
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February 2012
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Mark Foster, everybody.
blainers-with-da-sunglasses:
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Happy Birthday, Mark ♥
ohlalamarkfoster:
You are my inspiration.
I get goosebumps when you sing.
You inspire me to be myself & not care what other people say.
You’re a musical genius.
I’ve never seen anyone dance like you.
You’re just plain perfect.
Please keep making music.
And, have an amazing birthday ♥
